What Makes a Woman?

Plumbing!

Intersex people:

The elephants in the room,

A rare few have both.

Chromosomes!

XX with “man bits,”

and there’s also the reverse;

Or three chromosomes.

Gametes!

Just impractical.

Did you bring a microscope?

What if one makes none?

Ribs!

Counting ribs is odd.

Twenty-four the default,

In men AND women.

Pelvis!

Gynecoid pelvis:

Odds are six out of seven.

Some ladies: Thin hips.

God!

Open to debate:

Did you bring your deity?

No? How does this help?

Culture

Our cultures vary.

Language: Human invention,

Just ask for pronouns.