Googled “Recursion.”
Saw “Did you mean: Recursion?”
You got me, Google.
Month: October 2015
Ultimate Concession
“I am not PC.”
“Freeze Peach! For those who agree.”
“Silence, you critics!”
It’s criticism.
More speech is not silencing.
We do not like you.
“PC?! Witch hunting!”
By feigning speech martyrdom,
You seek my silence.
“Participant”
I hid my trophy.
Inched it into my closet…
Like everyone else.
The kid is ashamed.
But parents are mollified.
Mission accomplished.
Their shame on display,
Children spare parents’ feelings.
Insecure grown-ups.
Expensive Mistake
Cracked my laptop screen.
(Made the bed, tipped TV tray.)
…Excuse to upgrade!
Earlier problem:
Temporal Resolution.
(I needed more frames.)
It’s Always Time For Silence About Gun Control
“Too soon! How tasteless!”
“Why do you dredge up old news?”
“Murder is normal.”
Creepilarious
Halloween’s coming.
Remember Bart’s old clown bed?
Would you sleep in it?
YesterToday
So-called “War on Drugs.”
Don’t prohibit worth a dime.
And yet we like it.
If You Have to Explain the Joke…
The audience boos.
The rotten tomatoes fly.
“L. O. L. J / K.”
Recursion
Here comes Wonderland.
I need to stop chasing him.
I’m the white rabbit.
Down the Rabbit Hole 