“Participant”

I hid my trophy.

Inched it into my closet…

Like everyone else.

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The kid is ashamed.

But parents are mollified.

Mission accomplished.

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Their shame on display,

Children spare parents’ feelings.

Insecure grown-ups.

Expensive Mistake

Cracked my laptop screen.

(Made the bed, tipped TV tray.)

…Excuse to upgrade!

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Earlier problem:

Temporal Resolution.

(I needed more frames.)

Creepilarious

Halloween’s coming.

Remember Bart’s old clown bed?

Would you sleep in it?

Recursion

Here comes Wonderland.

I need to stop chasing him.

I’m the white rabbit.

“Male Rights Activist”

The real misandrist:

“All men are beasts, just like me.”

…yet he is no man.